"Winged JackaLope" Man Tee
Winged JackaLope (Lepus Antilocapra) Black T-Shirt
Jackalopes are said to be so dangerous that hunters are advised to wear stovepipes on their legs to keep from being gored. Stores in Douglas, Wyoming sell jackalope milk, but The New York Times questions its authenticity on grounds that milking a jackalope is known to be fraught with risk. One of the ways to catch a jackalope is to entice it with whiskey, the jackalope's beverage of choice (duh!).
The jackalope can imitate the human voice, according to legend. During the days of the Old West, when cowboys gathered by the campfires singing at night, jackalopes could be heard mimicking their voices or singing along, usually as a tenor. It is said that jackalopes, the rare Lepus Antilocapra, only breed during lightning flashes and that their antlers make the act difficult despite the hare's reputation for fertility.
Here we have the Winged Jackalope; the rarest varietal of all Jackalopes. You almost never see them.
True machismo begins by wearing the Chrome Jackalope tee. It's time to cowboy up!
It's super soft, high quality, durable and hand screened with love using water based ink, for a soft touch!
Can your other tees say that?
- 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
- 4.3 oz.
- 32 singles
- fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage